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A letter from the freaky Society

Dear Social Animals,

I hope you are living a great life within the limitations put by me. I am sure that you have been to the God’s place repeatedly and found solace there. I have been doing good and the past week was an eventful one. A social-animal approached me because his daughter has proposed a boy’s name for marriage. From what I know about the boy and his relationship with the girl, they have been together since they were 18 and this is the first relationship for both of them. They had been taught some values and that is why they never crossed the limits during the relationship. Their every move is aimed towards taking the relationship to the next level i.e. marriage. Isn’t it special for 23 year old people? They have shared happiness, grief, excitement and every other emotion which exists in the world. They are on the top of each other’s priority lists. I love these guys because they followed even those rules which had long been forgotten by me but the girl’s parents had reminded her about those and she obliged. The guy has a stable life now and they were ready to take the relationship to the next level, but since the girl was in love with her parents, she wanted to get their approval.

I love playing the Devil and I did the same this time. I told her father that the boy is from a different clan and thus the society will not approve such marriage and this marriage will be cursed. It is immaterial that the boy will keep his girl happy, because he is from a different caste. Caste and clan scores way above everything else. The father agreed to my view and he blindly followed whatever I said. For me, the freaky society, these issues are vital and thus I try my best to roast such relationships to death. What if their souls are connected, they are not connected by my chord of clan.

Ever yours,

The Freaky Society


Believe it or not, this happens often in some parts of the world and it makes me feel helpless. People have created a fictional thing called society and they keep following it blindly. What matters for a father? His daughter’s happiness or this caste system? Terms like clan and caste are exploited to fulfill their personal interests. Even if they love adhering to the rules of the society, they do not do it completely. They sort out the things which are to their liking and present them as their rules. These societies have groups to support rubbish such as communal issues but there is no-one to take care of such couples and their emotions get slaughtered brutally. This is not something to be discussed, the world needs someone to act upon it. I have been going through such issue and I am being forced to leave someone who has been my life for the past 5 years. Whatever I achieved, I have done in order to convince her parents but they have given me such arguments which make me sick. The girl cannot go against them because of the values taught by the same parents. My sister asks me to gradually detach myself, but it is not possible for me. I asked her mother if there is anything which can be done to convince you, I will do it blindly. I have reached a stage where I am open to any sort of help from anyone, whatever it may take.



My Omegle Encounters

If you don’t already know Omegle, let me introduce it. It is a website which allows user to chat with random strangers without registering.  In today’s busy world, it is an easy way to find someone to talk to. Launched in 2009, it has garnered huge audience all around the world. If that was not enough, an un-moderated video mode was added in its armory in 2010. I often use it to observe people of various kinds. As per my experience, there are some typical stereotypes of the people who use it:

1) This is a guy who can be from any part of the world. His only identity is that he is a male and he owns an instrument (we may call it a muscular Sword) which is eager to find its Scabbard. Smart readers will understand what I mean. Such guys contribute to almost ninety per cent of the total Omegle population. He keeps looking for the scabbard but he rarely finds one. I believe, he goes to sleep by using his own make-shift scabbard and let his instrument rest. What is difficult to understand here is how they expect to fulfill their sky-high desires over Omegle. Isn’t it a better idea to look for the offline options?

My troll for this guy: I switch off my cam and induce them into a discussion by saying, “I cannot see you.” He understands that my cam is not working. Then he asks my ASL and it is anyone’s guess that I am going to pretend to be a female. As soon as he sees that letter F, he changes his position. Maybe his mind says to him, “pull up your socks man, your prey is coming towards you”. After few chat statements, he becomes eager to know more about that letter F. After creating maximum itch in his heart and mind, I disconnect. You should feel for the guy, poor lad.

2) This is a small kid, who keeps looking towards the door to ensure that nobody is watching him. Omegle is like a new jigsaw puzzle for him. This is the best chat one can get, this kid is harmless and he does not expect anything. He just asks you small questions which are quite interesting.

My troll for this kid: Come on guys, I am not that bad to play with such sweet minds. I just chat with them like a wiser elder brother.

3) Here comes our sweethearts who are always in the age group of 18-25 years and they love smileys. They are so eager to provide you their contact details that, they do not even wait for you to say hi. Let me make it clear that they are not automated

My troll for such sweethearts: I am still researching this group. I wish a day comes soon when one of these ladies tells me in detail about their exploration. I am curious to know if a guy has ever fallen in their trap.  My dear readers! Don’t giggle at me. I know better ways to hook-up 😉

4) This is a charming young lady, often accompanied by her geeky looking friend. Whenever she comes on-screen, I feel like, “Ohhhhh! You are the one whom everyone wishes to meet on Omegle”. Success rate of getting this lady is quite low, maybe one in hundred Omegle chats. If you get her, your patience deserves a salute from me.

My troll: These are often intellectual ladies, I love talking to them. I have made several great friends from this category. My recent Omegle buddy is a precious gift from France and we are making plans to steal Eiffel Tower 😉

Jokes apart, Omegle is a perfect example of how technology can either make you, or break you. There are freaks but there are wiser ones too (you read it right; I have even discussed my research topics with some of the strangers). Learn innocence from the kid, derive charm from the category four and disconnect the other categories. The world has so much to learn, there is no time to feel bored.